EX-POPE POO-POO’S EXIT THEORIES

Erstwhile pontiff Benedict XVI recently stepped back into the limelight to publically dismiss the theories about why he became the first modern head of the insanely rich and powerful institution to take the early retirement option. Unfortunately for his former holiness, the crusading journalists at vatileaks are keeping the church’s many crimes in the public eye. Check out their jaw-dropping survey of how the clergy’s child abuse scandal has been an open wound for 2,000 years.

 

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